Weather Woman

Weather woman get it right

With your radar and your satellite

Need a couple of days sunny and bright

You’ve got the gauges make your forecast tight

Weather woman I’ll dial you in

Am I livin’ in a watch or warning?

No more joint aching

No ring around the moon

Weather girl we’re all depending on youv

Weather woman what’s the call?

We just don’t need you in the summer at all

My grass is dying and my bills are so high

Make like a cartoon and go poke the sky

I saw an erubescent sky turn blackv

I knew that funnel cloud was on the attack

My barometronic pressure was high

How exactly does your Doppler apply?

Do you think it rains when my weather girl cries?

I shit you not it was softball size

Hurricane or cyclone alley

Flood plain or mud-slid valley

Weather girl where do you dwell?

You still livin’ at your momma’s house?

Weather girl where do you dwell?

At an out of harm’s way hotel?

Weather girl where do you dwell?

 

Noble Creatures [2007]

Heavy Ornamentals [2006]

Blood of the Ram [2004]

Cow Fish Fowl Or Pig [2002]

Bolsa De Agua [2000]

Ghosts Of Hallelujah [1999]

Gogitchyershinebox [1998]

Stadium Blitzer [1998]

Dems Good Beebles [1996]

 

Declineometer

Burn the Honeysuckle

Mister Betty

Shake the Chandelier

New Roomate

Hooky Junk

Weather Woman

"Stab"

Our Patriarch

The Education Song

Collection's

Pill Bug Blues

Pick and Roll

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