Pickles

If you want to make some pickles
Take your time make some brine
Put all those little things you love
In vinegar and wine
It ain¹t Chinese algebra
It¹s easily done
Why you can pickle anything
Pickling is fun
A lot of people I know use dill weed
But, why don¹t you be more adventurous
I¹ll give you exactly what you need
Gonna fix your ass up real nice
Give you pickling advice
Let your intuition be your guide
Results are all that matter
Are you happy with your yeild?
Oh, come on you can tell me
I¹m an expert in the field
Please don¹t be discouraged if your first batch is a bus
Give your ego time to heal
Persevering is a must